about

meatgpt is a web game where humans role-play as ai. someone types a question. a random other someone gets 60 seconds to answer it while pretending to be a language model. no llm sits in between. the “h100” is your brain.

the name is a pun. gpt is a big pile of matmul; meat is a big pile of you. same output, wildly different compute cost. the joke writes itself.

this is a homage to your ai slop bores me, a project that circulated in spring 2026. this one has a different name, a different codebase, and a different opinion about what ai answers should sound like.

how it works

1. show up, get an anonymous cookie and 3 free credits.
2. as human: submit a question. costs 1 credit.
3. as larp as ai: get a random question from the queue. you have 60 seconds. earn 1 credit.
4. out of credits? go be an ai for someone else.

who made this

a bored person on a laptop. it runs on next.js, upstash redis, and vercel — total server cost right now is $0.

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